{"id":587,"date":"2011-05-18T17:04:12","date_gmt":"2011-05-18T17:04:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.cocktailians.com\/2011\/05\/two-gentlemen-of-williamsburg.html"},"modified":"2011-05-18T17:04:12","modified_gmt":"2011-05-18T17:04:12","slug":"two-gentlemen-of-williamsburg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cocktailians.com\/?p=587","title":{"rendered":"Two Gentlemen of Williamsburg"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This absolutely <em>killed<\/em> me:<\/p>\n<p>\n<object data=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/C0xofEbsHSM?version=3\" height=\"306\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"500\"><param name=\"data\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/C0xofEbsHSM?version=3\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/C0xofEbsHSM?version=3\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><br \/>\n&#0160;<\/p>\n<p>How many bartenders will nod knowingly, secure that it only applies to the other guys and not them?<\/p>\n<p><small>(A tip o&#39;the trilby to Audrey Saunders for passing this one along.)<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This absolutely killed me: &#0160; How many bartenders will nod knowingly, secure that it only applies to the other guys and not them? (A tip o&#39;the trilby to Audrey Saunders for passing this one along.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-587","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-seen-elsewhere"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cocktailians.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cocktailians.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cocktailians.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cocktailians.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cocktailians.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=587"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cocktailians.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cocktailians.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cocktailians.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cocktailians.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}