{"id":848,"date":"2008-03-26T11:19:25","date_gmt":"2008-03-26T11:19:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.cocktailians.com\/2008\/03\/is-it-me-or-is.html"},"modified":"2008-03-26T11:19:25","modified_gmt":"2008-03-26T11:19:25","slug":"is-it-me-or-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cocktailians.com\/?p=848","title":{"rendered":"Is It Me, Or Is This Map Upside Down?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/i262.photobucket.com\/albums\/ii119\/chicobangs\/MapofTemperance.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i262.photobucket.com\/albums\/ii119\/chicobangs\/MapofTemperance-1.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s an excellent and crazy map (click on it for full size) detailing the dangerous waters of the demon drink, showing how best to navigate your way around the Reprobate Empire, Blasphemy Gulf, the Indolence Kingdom, and the Lunacy Province, through Perseverance Bay and the Friendship Regions and into Abstinence Sea.<\/p>\n<p>Not that there&#8217;s anything there once you get there. I mean, you know <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zazzle.com\/i_never_drink_water_fish_fuck_in_it_shirt-235458067753264657\">what W.C. Fields said about water<\/a>. Take me back to Lazy Harbor, and remember me to Cape Despair.<\/p>\n<blockquote dir=\"ltr\">\n<p><em>Life is an <strong>Ocean<\/strong>, both extant and wide; Man&#8217;s the <strong>Ship<\/strong>, that doth o&#8217;er its surface glide; Happiness the <strong>Port<\/strong>, we ever strive to find; Temperance must be the <strong>Pilot<\/strong>, to navigate the mind; Reason then takes the helm, free from doubt, To steer the course &#8211; as by Heaven pointed out.<\/em> <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><small><i>[Found via a friend at <a href=\"http:\/\/strangemaps.wordpress.com\/2008\/03\/18\/258-an-ocean-of-water-and-not-a-drop-to-drink-a-map-on-temperance\/\">Strange Maps<\/a>]<\/i><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s an excellent and crazy map (click on it for full size) detailing the dangerous waters of the demon drink, showing how best to navigate your way around the Reprobate Empire, Blasphemy Gulf, the Indolence Kingdom, and the Lunacy Province, through Perseverance Bay and the Friendship Regions and into Abstinence Sea. Not that there&#8217;s anything [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-seen-elsewhere"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cocktailians.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cocktailians.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cocktailians.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cocktailians.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cocktailians.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cocktailians.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cocktailians.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cocktailians.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cocktailians.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}